February 2012
thatbluebox:
every time someone reblogs my tags, the feeling i get is what i imagine winning an oscar is like.
and when people ignore my brilliant tags, i suddenly understand how leonardo dicaprio feels.
i should probably go to bed since i’m getting up at 7am tomorrow and won’t even be out of school until 10pm
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
weenakedchild:
Bowling for Soup - High School...
snoipahkat:
tyrawanks:
seriously what is the point of fonts like wingdings
who actually understands square airplane banana cross dash bicycle smiley face
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME
you know tumblr has gotten into your mind when you start finding jokes from a tv show that you’ve never seen funny
Guy: Damn, look at the personality on that girl!
Other guy: Holy shit. I would totally just sit her down and have a conversation with her.
1 tag
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
aphoenixdisplaced:
creatingaquietmind:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Can I just marry...
1 tag
Watchzayvia:
hahahh i can’t stop laughing
1 tag
5 tags
I’m helping out at this fashion show that my school is having and one of the songs that people walk to is that one song by Lady Gaga when she’s on the edge of glory and I could only think about one thing:
wiirdo:
adorablyrotten:
idontwanttobeawaiter:
dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite
they never make any good movies
mmmhmm all their movies suck
no emotional centerpiece at all nope
or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes
and they have no aesthetic appeal at all
yeah they’re all super ugly compared to disney or pixar or whatever right
yeah...
When someone compliments you and spend 5 minutes...
when-moments-blog:
lemunplej:
if you reblog those posts that say “reblog for a promo, must be following me!!” I’m judging you
When your bestfriend comes crying to you saying...
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
